You Need Bada-Ding If...

• Your shopping cart gets to the car before you do.
  
• The person parked next to you in an '88 Impala forgets his door springs don't work.
  
• The ten-year old Evil Canival next door crashes his bike into your shiny new truck.
  
• The sky opens up and drops frozen golf balls on your vehicle.
  
• Junior practices his swing with daddy's new golf club next to the family mini-van.
  
• Your new convertible is mysteriously backed into.
  
• Your spouse has no idea where the dent in your SUV came from!
  
• A garbage can comes out of nowhere and attacks your vehicle.

You don't need Bada-Ding if:

• An elephant sits on the hood of your car.
  
• A tree runs into your wife's Jetta.
  
• You leave that dent 'till it's taken over by rust.
  
• You "test drive" your vehicle into a brick wall.
  
• You're too cheap to take care of your car